The Case Of The Twice Mangled Surfer

  • ⚐ Seaside, Oregon, United States
Field Log
Incident: Beach Homicide

Victim

Danny Doggs

Case Details: Body found well above high tide line. Unidentified evenly-spaced animal bites on back are not fatal wounds. Deeper than dog or bear bites, creature unknown.

Four front knife wounds: Upper right chest (lefthanded strike), upper right chest (righthanded strike), center chest (bothhanded), groin (underhanded). Victim may have also drowned after physical trauma.

  • Toxicology (drugs in system): All the drugs.
  • Hair had been recently shorn.
  • Was a known surfer, layabout and blatherskite, but could be charming when in desire of something.
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SUSPECT 001
LAZLO KRIT
Dock Worker
Grumpy, shifty, surly, smells of ripe cod

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SUSPECT 002
MIRIAM CROSS
Bookkeeper
Radiant in a manky way, a voice like rattlenake venom

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SUSPECT 003
POPE
Bait Shop Owner
Would terrify the living dead, soullessness on tap

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SUSPECT 004
LUZ NAVARRO
Unknown
The guy in the lineup no one makes eye contact with

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Current Ocean Conditions
Seaside, Oregon, United States
Model snapshot pulled : Oct 12, 2026 11:34am UTC
  • Wave height: 5.0 ft
  • Wind: 6 mph (ESE)
  • Air temp: 46°F
Note: model-based data, multiple sources
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